—You just make sure you tell Dean I said goodbye. I was never any good up there anyway.
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal
You duo queue, you return to wonderland. You have a reliable teammate on your side no matter what.
You solo queue, and I show you how deep the ELO hole goes.
Now make your choice.
I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses
No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?
- Push off a cliff
- Set on fire
- Wrap a blanket around
- Be roommates with
I got lost on 6th street and drunkly grabbed the first i saw, it ended up being Jared
You and I two of a mind this love’s one of a kind - SN: 01x01